
Halloween has always been the time of the year I'm looking forward to. Nope! Not because we have parties where people dress themselves up in grotesque costumes. It's because of the onslaught of horror movies opening at the cinemas. Hello Jigsaw!!!
I never get the chance to watch all these movies! Let's just say my friends around me aren't as erm.. lionhearted as I am! Thankfully, I managed to convert my BFF (Best Female Friend) into a sadist --> just like Yours Truly! We've been catching the Saw franchise religiously every year!! Jigsaw must be proud of us!
I just can't fathom why they dubbed it Torture Porn. It's kinda misleading when well, evidently, there's hardly anything that's sexually arousing in there! And the only torturing part is when 'THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GORE!'.
Anyways, the 5th sequel of Saw didn't disappoint us. The opening scene was great! And sorta depicted that women are smarter than men! Helloo.. Bones are indeed heavier than flesh or fats!
Unlike other horror/gore flicks which employ banal tactics to scare or disgust its audience, the people behind Saw churn out the most intricate and ingenious traps for its victims, although evisceration, dismemberment or impalement usually ensued. Oh wells, that's splattergore for you, isn't it?
Oh, there WILL be Saw VII!